Thursday, January 20, 2005

In Honor of the "Half Heard Quote of the Week"

Firebear posts Half Heard Quote[s] of the Week. Please check him out. He's great. His post reminded me of a call from today.

After the call ended, my boss stood up and said, "That sounded interesting. What was up with that customer?"

What did my boss hear from me to make him ask?

B: Let me get this straight, your ex-wife, who seems to want to "cut you up", broke into the post office and stole your mail?


B: Did she attack the mailman?


B: You may want to contact your local authorities, your attorney, and maybe the post office. This probably incident probably falls under federal guidelines.


B: Okay, thanks for calling. I'm glad I could help.